A Day in the Life

Cassie & Ryan’s daily (or weekly) exploits

NOT the recipe of the day December 10, 2007

Filed under: Ratsy, Squidgie, annoyances, bad ideas, rats — cassiejohanna @ 8:35 am
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Someone typed in “teriyaki made of rats” to get to my blog. (I have blogs, separately, about teriyaki and rats.)

Now, I’m trying not to be so judgy so that I don’t wind up a super-judgy old fart in my later years. That said, who wants to eat rats? I mean, ok, if it was the last thing on earth to eat [meaning that there's no vegetation on earth and rats are the only animal species] then maybe…but I’d cringe a lot. Who is actively searching for rat teriyaki recipes?? I definitely am not looking at Ratsy and Squidgy and thinking, “Man, when are you guys gonna beef up a little?”

Blerg.

 

Change in weather rings in cold season December 10, 2007

Filed under: Health, annoyances, life — cassiejohanna @ 8:24 am
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I feel like I’m getting a cold or allergies for the first time in a while. I think the last time I was sick was when Ryan and I honeymooned in Seattle in September. (Granted, this may not be that long between colds/allergies for many of you but it’s pretty damn good for me!) The change in the weather no doubt had a hand in this. It certainly isn’t what I’d call “cold” in southern California, but it is a bit “brisk” or “crisp”. And since Ryan and I have been doing a lot of exercising, that means I’m taking a lot of big, deep breaths full of “brisk” air.

I’m happy to get this out of the way before we leave on our cross-country excursion from here to Michigan and back, but this is a terrible week to get sick. Wednesday is the “Design Portfolio Review” that we host for our graduates, Thursday we have a meeting with the Academic Affairs team, and Friday is Commencement. Friday is also, apparently, Ryan’s company’s holiday party – on a boat in the harbor. Pretty, for sure, but more cold air.

I’ve already taken some Airborne, which will hopefully lesson the effects of the cold/allergies/whatever. I also had some orange juice. The most important ingredient to bring to the table, in my opinion, is positivity. I will be healthy, dammit!

 

Reality television December 10, 2007

Filed under: "I hate people", annoyances — cassiejohanna @ 12:17 am
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Ok, seriously, people…there is a show on TV right now, as I type, showcasing two 40-year-old men competing for the biggest fart. Biggest fart, people! They are seriously going all out, trying to beat each other through any means possible. Oh, Kenny vs. Spenny, how in the freaking world did you ever get a damn television show? Are we that desperate for entertainment?

What is it about guys that makes them enjoy stupid bodily functions anyway? Why are they such freaking weirdos? I mean everyone farts, but I typically make it a point for people not to hear me. And here these two idiots are, farting and sharting all over the TV screen for their own amusement.

Ryan, my husband, was laughing up a storm at their antics. I know it’s a guy thing, I just don’t understand the appeal. Oy, now they’re competing to see who can last longest without their arms. I don’t find that funny either. There are so much more interesting people in this world who are actually doing worthwhile things – why don’t they get a freaking TV show? And I know that Canada has so much more to offer the world than these two idiots.